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« on: July 31, 2024, 12:17:50 am »
Awake before first light, the body and mind implored just lie here, and it was 8:30 a.m. before they ordered to hoist myself out of bed and stand against the day. Immediately upon waking a peasant walked up outside and spoke in a foreign language. This was probably his shed I was sleeping in and he wanted it back. I packed and sped away in only a few minutes.
Soon a large town's restaurant served up a meal of soup, bread, cream and four glasses of compote all for 40 cents. I was thinking about biking to the Crimean peninsula on the Black sea, and mapping the next leg of the journey from there. The day was sunny and warm with a hazy Blue sky.
It was 50 miles south of the herder's shack and 6:30 p.m. when this was written. I was working on my third Brew in a cafe/bistro. The main conclusion was that from the time of leaving the shack until now had been one hell of a lousy and miserable day for cycling. A stiff headwind, the endless hills beat against me all the time. Hills were short and steep and long and gradual and multitudinous and a general pain in the ass. The road surface transformed from very good to more fitting for a tank. Heavy fast traffic fouled the air worse than ever before. Lunch was cookies and water while seated on a guardrail. An unusual rural bus stop served as a place to rest and snack on sandwiches. It was a large four-way concrete junction box, built to intersect the ends of four large water pipes. It had no benches so I parked my bum in one of the large holes cut in the concrete walls. It was completely surrounded by large agricultural fields, and like almost all rural bus stops in Ukraine, it smelled like human feces. Expose a single morsel of food to the open air and the nasty flies in thick squadrons appeared. So, I sat there resting and eating, fighting off the disease carrying flies, vowing to myself never to become used to the smell of shit in the air. Oh well it was neither appetizing nor nutritious.
I cycled on down the bumpy, dusty, windswept, winding road till afternoon found me low on water and thirsty as hell. A narrow side Road brought me into a small farming village where I saw a man trodding the road. When I asked him for water, he pointed to a yard on the other side of a green metal gate. Behind the gate in a small dirt yard next to a small cottage sat a boy of six or eight and two old women wearing long dresses and scarves. I held the plastic water bottle upside down and simulated drinking from it. The old women pointed to a round stone well in the center of the yard. This well was identical to the one I first got water from after entering the country of Ukraine. A metal bucket of clear cool water sat on top of it. The boy ambled up, grabbed a metal cup that hung on a nail in a wooden fence and handed it to me. I dipped water from the bucket into the black plastic water bottle, said thanks, walked out through the gateway and cycled out to the highway. I immediately added two iodine tablets to the water. Back on highway M/20 6 old peasant women in traditional dress were sitting on a curb and facing the highway. Each had a bucket of apples for sale. They all beamed radiant golden smiles at my approach. I stopped and flipped out the camera to take a picture. When they saw the camera they all screamed and turned their heads away. Angered at that I just cycled away.
A small roadside store came into view around 4:30 p.m., and man was that ever a relief. Beating against a head wind all day lowers the tolerance for frustration like nothing else. The back was aching and not even old peasant women selling apples would consent to having their pictures taken. And here was a store, if you could call it that. There would be no starving after all. Pulling in to take a look I leaned the bike against it. The store itself sold only shoes, used sweatpants and bottles of beer. In front of the store, out in the open, a man and woman sold gum, candy, cigarettes, 2- litre containers of soda and greasy foul-looking buns with meat on the inside which they kept on a little foldable table. What choices can one recently expect cycling in such a place? Was that the answer? It was. I bought soda, and ate two Snickers bars and four greasy buns. Then I bought gum, two more Snickers bars and one more greasy bun for the road, or for the hospital as the case might have been. Those buns looked suspicious. Two tour buses pulled in the parking lot. People piled out and gathered around the table. There was the usual dose of questions and stares. The half hour stop relieved and refreshed my spirits which had plummeted to new lows fighting the wind all day through the monotonous agrarian countryside. It was a misery.
Many hills farther down the road came another restaurant, this one composed of a concrete, double A frame, about 12 ft tall at the apex, with a small raised concrete patio out front. Oak and Chestnut thickly wooded the surrounding area. Spread out in the trees, about 200 ft from the main building, were small wooden A-frame huts. I say small. From the ground to the Apex was 7 or 8 ft. In each hut were a table and chairs. Each round table was a thick segment of tree and the chairs were smaller cuts of the same. The setting was quiet shady and cool. The patio of the main building held small round stand up tables. In one corner a man cooked shish kabob over a wood fire in a narrow rectangular metal grill about 4 ft high. In another corner a woman stood next to a small wooden table on which were displayed orange soda and beer for 40 cents a bottle, cigarettes, a can of diced pineapple, bottled wine and vodka. A man chopped fire would behind the building. A man stood urinating against the side of a truck in the parking lot. A man at the table set bread out for a moment. Flies crawled all over it. He ate it anyway. Then the man pulled a chunk of food from his mouth and threw it on the table. Three scroungy looking dogs simpered around the table and went into the backyard for barking. The ever-present abacus was in view. Not once did I see a cash register in any place in Ukraine. They all use the abacus. I ate three well-cooked shish kabobs.
Normal everyday people in Ukraine looked like our skid row down-and- outers in the United States. Rough looking, unshaved, unclean, soiled clothing. It was the normal appearance all across the country. It was their way of life. A truck sped by on the highway. It hit a large pothole and made one hell of an explosive racket like nothing I had heard since the train derailment I survived in Ireland in 1980. That was one hell of a noise. It was a wonder it kept going. I expected to see it explode apart right then and there.
The sky was darkening. It was 7:25 p.m. I was anxious to find a place to camp early to avoid repeating last night's blind search in the dark. The area around the restaurant was pleasant looking, and during the day I had passed many good places for camping. Therefore, I concluded that the next good site was waiting just over the next Hill. Well, it wasn't. 10:00 p.m. had come and gone by the time I finally got settled in. The haze and the lights blighted vision, and several times brought me to complete halts for want of seeing more than a foot in front of the handlebar. A long stand of trees about 50 ft wide that I searched had a foot path running down the middle and dirt roads on both sides with foliage not thick enough for concealment. I wanted a place where no one could see in either at night or in the early hours. Fields encompassed both sides for as far as the eye could see. Pushing the bike farther from the highway on one side of the stand, I came to a group of houses in advanced stages of construction. I almost decided to sleep there, but changed my mind when I saw people driving around. I cycle the dirt farm Road slowly, laboriously back to highway M/20, and bent South. Finding another side road, I followed it a while to a clump of trees growing out like a dome shelter over a depression in the earth. It looked like a good prospect. I picked my way around in the trees in the dark, pushed the bike along a bushy fence line and rolled down into the hollow. It looked ideal. Then I switched on the flashlight to look for the best spot to roll out the sleeping bag. 25 small piles of human offal and tatters of used toilet paper filthed the soft carpet of dead leaves. Whoever wrote travel books for the Commonwealth of independent states had not cycled through these places and checked them out thoroughly. I left that pest hole immediately. The best spot I could find was a clump of bushes near a fence line about 25 ft from the road. All night the air carried a faint acrid smell of ammonia. There was a gas station and truck stop near there. Maybe they had a leak.
On day 37 I cycle 57 lousy miserable miles over roads more suited for tanks than cars and not meant for bicycles at all. The food was not by any means fit for cycling or athletics. The water tasted of iodine, yuck. Dinner was greasy, suspicious looking buns probably laced with infectious microorganisms. I snacked amidst the disease carrying flies and the repellent odor of human cess. All day I passed excellent woodland places to camp, and at night when one was really needed, it was not to be found. Ukraine and Eastern Europe were known to be substandard compared to America and the west, but the constant doses of filth and inconvenience were very much worse than I expected. Before I left the US people asked why I wanted to go to such a place. I told them it has nothing to do with wanting to go to such a place. The goal is getting out and seeing the world, and cycling would afford a more thorough view of the world than other means of travel. If these countries are poor, so be it. Had Eastern Europe been rich I would have gone there nevertheless. I went there in spite of the poorness, not because of it, and having been there I would feel no desire to return. Or as one person in my hometown of Stuart Florida asked me years later. So you went to Ukraine. Do you think you would like to go back there and visit again. Yes I answered, in a tank with a flame thrower.