Langtry Stew Recipe

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Take:
Start with 1 cup water and 1 can chicken broth
Boil and add 1 handful of rice
Add "more than one pinch" of red pepper flakes, salt, pepper, oregano
Add 1 box of rice-a-roni angel hair pasta, broken in half
Boil again
Add 1 can of chicken breast chunks
Add 1/2 can of lite spam, cubed
Add 3 single serving cups of sweet corn
Add 1 pack spicy and sweet tuna flakes
Add 1 pack of wild caught sardines in olive oil and herbes de provence
Add one pack herring fillets
Add more red pepper chili flakes out of spite
Simmer on lawn of Langtry Community Centre for 10 minutes.
Eat.

Serves 3.

If you have trouble finding the ingredients, just beg them off of passing RVs because the store is closed. 'Cause that's what we did!